Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Oh yeah ... one of the other girls I think was named Shantay(sp?) or aaww damn I forgot again! lol Told you I'm bad w/ names
Hey yo, one mo thing ... Chui and I were thinking of going to Coney Island so here's the list of who we're inviting: Sanchez, Chui and I, Leo, Rob, Eben, two of Chui's boys, Erika and the gang, and I'm thinking of inviting Alie since I haven't seen her in like 3 years(?) lol. Aight i'm out
Aight, some things I forgot from my last update ... Friday I went to Dorney Park ... muy interesante. There were tons of cuties there and I finally was able to ride a couple of roller coasters for the first time in a few years. I was so coaster starved that I rode the Steel Force three times in addition to I think 3 other ones. Hmmm, Sunday I wen to play pool with Rob, Chui, and Leo. Didn't get to ask Sanchez cuz she didn't go online. We bet a couple of cents per ball per win, and Chui and I (we played teams) netted a grand total of one quarter!!! YEEHAW! lol Afterwards we checked out the pool sticks at Modell's and omg there is one stick there that is perfect! Chui and I made out a deal to split the cost and it would be all good. Hmm yesterday nothing much happened I think ... but today after work it was all good. :) The cheese bus left Chui and I so we ended up taking the Q17 home ... bad right? Nah ... so what happened was that I went to the back and this guy was sitting next to this chubby girl my age ... he was around 35 and she was about 17 my guess ... so guess what happens? HE TRIES TO HIT ON HER AND HER FRIENDS!!!!! LOL The guy said shit like: "Hey, are you from Puerto Rico?" while stroking the arm of the girl next to him. He even started to brag to him how good he is with women b/c he said hi to this girl sitting next to him and she said hi back (with a weird expression on her face tho lol). So after he got totally rejected I came in and joked with em ... but hot damn I'm bad with names ... I know one of them was named Jasmine ... omg I should rate it!

Chick’s Name:Jasmine, two girls whose names I forget

Before You Approach
Eye Contact: 5.0 Mad nice eye contact with Jasmine and one of the other girls before I started talking

During Approach
Eye Contact: 4.5 Kept decent eye contact throughout
Clarity & Posture: 4.5 Did well with this, even said that I looked older than 16
Kino: 3.0 The usual handshake kino, while introducing names and saying bye
Humor: 3.5 We joked about the freaky dude and joked about how the other girl was so young and she was engaged to get married in Sept. "Where's the ring?" "Oh it's in a box haha"
Closing: 0.5 Quick goodbye ...

Total: 21.0/36.0

AAAAWWWWWW JHEEEA!!!! lol I'm breaking records left and right ... :) Anyways, that Jasmine girl OMG ... she has the biggest titties I've seen on a 15 yr old girl ... ooooooooowee! lol Definitely doesn't look 15 ... aight I'm out

Saturday, July 27, 2002

Hmm oh yeah one more thing ... the thing I'm getting with my next paycheck is going to be a pair of contact lenses ... muy bien! That way I can mack w/o glasses in the way of pure eye contact ... :). Oh one thing I forgot is that I got new eyeglasses on Wednesday. They're flexon so they can beeeeeeeeeeeeeeend! Woohoo
Well what's up? When was the last time I blogged? Lemme check ... Monday!? Oh man ... aight lemme give a lil update on the past wk. Aight, so blah blah blah ...

Wednesday we saw the greatest thing ever ... live b-boys in action!!!!! Oooooh yeah! There was this one b-boy who did this mad ill air freeze. Lemme decribe a bit: balancing on one hand, he holds one foot with his other ... then he puts his other leg through the hole that is formed from his arm and leg ... I yelled out "OOOOH NOOOOOOO!!!!" Mad crazy shit. That same guy also did mad crazy spinning jackhammers (bouncing on one hand with the elbow in the stomach while spinning around). Fucking crazy shit. Then there was this other dude that had mad nice popping and waving and ish ... ooooooweee! Great show.

Wed afternoon the kids were acting up so I started getting pissed off with them ... both Wed and Thursday our bus got so rowdy that we had to sit out from swimming ... then on Friday I finally beat that piece of crap thing in FF VIII.

Today I went to see the Mets game and oowee it was loooong. First off, we (Eben and I) had very decent seats ... loge level which is the second level ... and we were right beside the bullpen so we could see the pitchers and yell at them and ish. However, the Mets lost 2-1 to the Reds in 11 innings ... boooooooo! Ah wellz had fun ... oh yeah! Afterwards we macked a bit and here's the scores (will I finally beat the all-time approach hi-score?) Let's check it out:

Approach #1

Chick’s Name:Taro (sp?)

Before You Approach
Eye Contact:0.0

During Approach
Eye Contact:3.7
Clarity & Posture:5.0
Kino:3.4
Humor:1.3
Closing:1.2

Total:14.6!!! Ooooh jhea! lol I dunno how to spell what I say but that's how I pronounce it sometimes ... anyways ... I beat my hi-score! Details ... when I approached I startled the poor thing ... we laughed a lil but she didn't want to give the number so bye. Simple yet decent approach.

Approach #2
Chick’s Name:Dunno

Before You Approach
Eye Contact:0.5

During Approach
Eye Contact:1.5
Clarity & Posture:3.5
Kino:0.2
Humor:0.0
Closing:0.5

Total:Aight so this was a totally bad approach ... actually it wasn't bad because of me but rather because the female in question was rather stuck up so the hell with her. At least Taro spoke to me like a human ... sometimes I wanna be treated like a human too ... lololol. So anyway, yeah she didn't want to tell me her name so buh bye baby.

There you go two approaches today ... tomorrow I dunno what I'm going to do ... it's either play pool if I can get someone else to go with me or watch a movie with my free movie ticket pass ... I'll see


Monday, July 22, 2002

Oh yeah one more thing ... I'm going to learn how to do the harlem shake! I'm out
Sup ... well I'm at Chui's joint right now typing this stuff up ... today was freaking damn crazy! Aight, first of all there were three fights started in my group and somehow all of the encounters had the same kid, Diashan (sp?). He's been acting up a bit lately ... but overall a nice kid. Aight so then on the busride to and from the pool was crazy dammit. There was this 9 yr old girl sitting next to me named Sabrina and omg she was the freaking biggest devil on the planet. She freaking pinched me, hit me, tickled me, touched my hair, pulled my hair, and on the bus ride home she was freaking worse (if that was possible) ... she started to try and bite me and she hit me with her brush, and she even started licking my arm when I tried to make her stop. Eventually I had enough so I switched with one of my kids lol. I couldn't hit a girl now could I? So I just switched ... but OOOOOOOH, if I could ... muahahahaha. lol Oh but the morning was maaaad cool ... we played a lil football and then had the DJ play some shit for us. Oh hellz yeah! I broke very lil to give the kids in the back some entertainment, there was a freeze dance contest, and oooooh shit there was shaking battles! HELL YEAH! Some of these kids can do the shake maaaad nice ... ooooowee! lol Aight so after work Chui and I got our haircuts and then we saw two girls we worked with across the street ... Chui for some reason suddenly wanted to go get ice cream so we ended up talking to them, getting their names (Heidi and OD) lemme rate that approach.
Chick’s Name: Heidi & OD (her name was too freaking hard to understand ... she said it three times and I still didn't know what it was)

Before You Approach
Eye Contact:2.0 Got a lil before saying hi on the line

During Approach
Eye Contact:2.0 Had some eye contact
Clarity & Posture:2.8 Didn't do great cuz I couldn't get their damn names
Kino:0.0 None, booooooooooo!
Humor:0.0 None, double booooooooo!!!!!
Closing:0.0 Very bad closing but at least I'll see them again.

Total:6.8 Not bad at all ... I'm improving... :)

Sunday, July 21, 2002

Wassup? Aight so yesterday I played ball in the morning and then bought my new fresh fly white kicks in the afternoon. Very nice. Oh yeah and I sprained my left ring finger at the knuckle...damn. Today I woke up, went to mass, ate, walked around and did one approach to get back into the swing of macking. Uhoh, will my hi-score be challenged?
Chick’s Name:Dunno

Before You Approach
Eye Contact:0.0

During Approach
Eye Contact:2.0 Had some eye contact
Clarity & Posture:3.2 Spoke clearly, stood up straight, messed up in one part.
Kino:0.2 Barely touched her arm when saying farewells
Humor:0.0 None
Closing:0.0 UUUUGLY! Bad closing but it's my first in like several months I think.

Total:5.4!!! Aww hell yeah! lol Aight, if I can get half of my best score on my first approach in like a billion years, then I can definitely beat my score sometime really soon.

After that I went home and watched Spy Games. That movie sucks bigtime ass!!! It is pretty damn boring ... the whole premise of the movie is negotiations and shit like that ... blah.

Friday, July 19, 2002

Sup ... well I just finished my first b-boy workout for the first time in a looooong while. I think I've grown stronger cuz turtles have become a bit easier but those damn windmills are harder than ever. After my workout I was sweating like freaking crazy ... my jeans were soaked in sweat, my shirt was soaked, and even my boxers were soaked lol. My left forearm hurts right now and I don't know why ... I'm out
Sup ... well today I picked up my check ... roughly 85 bucks in my pocket! Woohoo ... too bad I didn't work that Friday or I woulda had 115 bucks. Ah wellz, that's the check for only the first week ... two wks from now we get the check for the second and third weeks. Excelente.

Thursday, July 18, 2002

Oh yeah and one more thing ... Zerg kick ass
OMG! I just checked out the results of the Baseball All Star game (I know it was like two weeks ago, so what?), and omg! That stupidass Bob Brenly ended the freaking midsummer classic in a freaking TIE!? What an idiot! Maad dumb ... I don't care ... if the last two pitchers had to pitch until their freaking arms fell out ... that would've been a great game ... I mean, imagine how high the scores could've been? The last pitchers throw wild pitches all over the place, running the scores up into the hihg twenties with truly no hope of calling in another pitcher to salvage the situation. lol
Ok hoy fue un dia bueno ... tuvimos seis chicos en el grupo pero ellos (insert conjugated verb for "behaved" lol). Tomorrow I get my first paycheck ... yes! Hmm ... some stuff from today: Chui and I were playing ChoiDaiDi (sp?) on the bus today and in one game we were triumphantly exclaiming to each other "Oh yeaaah!!?? I have amore powerful straight!" It turned out what we were putting down were flushes lol. After work the Chua bros and I played nba2k2, and in one game :Leo and Nestor started yelling, "Woo! Woo!" It was soooooooooooooo funny that I started laughing reeally hard. So hard in fact, that I fell on the floor and started to have trouble breathing ... LOL! That shit was funny ... after that we finsihed up the game, I went home, and here I am. 1

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Sup. Today was a pretty good day again ... but the "rock n' roll" show today sucked bigtime ass! I tried my bangs down look, which worked out well, especially since I didn't have to fix it after pool. Good stuff. Hmm ... after work I ate some halo halo which was pretty damn good ... mmm coconut gel and jackfruit are very flavorous ... yum. And the best thing is that it's probably not a lot of calories cuz all halo halo is is shaved ice, jackfruit, some melon shavings, sago balls (these gelatin thingies), coconut gel (YEEEAH!), and condensed sweetened milk. Yummy yet overall healthy methinks. Hmm ... I've regressed in my videogame addiction ... I still haven't completed FFVIII, and now I'm hooked on SC again ... bad, very bad. Ah wellz, soon enough I've gotta start prepping for the PSAT, SAT, and review mi espanol. Aight I'm out

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

Hmm oh yeah yesterday I FINALLY got around to working out again ... and surprisingly I wasn't totally out of shape. I think I'm getting too used to the twenty lb dumbells so I think I'll buy a couple of 3 lbers so I can start doing 26 lb weights ... then I'll buy 5 lbers to make it 30 lbs, then I can just increment ... good stuff. Hmm ... and I'm not getting any closer to the six pack ... argh! It's too hard to eat extremely healthy, especially when my mom packs the fridge with junk food like TONS of ice cream for example. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ice cream is my weakness man ... if there were no ice cream I'd have a six-pack by now ... damn. I get my paycheck this Friday!!!! Woohoo, I'mma be about 75 bucks to 100 bucks richer since i udnno how much the taxes will be ... this is only for the first week so that's why it's so little ... I believe that I'll treat my family to Wendy's or some shizzle and buy a new pair of white kicks w/ this cash. When I get the next paycheck I'll bank in half of it and spend the rest on a couple of new shirts, shorts, and going out. Then the last two paychecks I'll save half and the rest I'll keep for spending money during the school year ... I'm out
Well what's up? Today was a decent day ... Justin came today but he behaved himself most of the time. Actually, I'd prefer to have him over some other kids who fight, diss each other out, curse, hit you, etc. Hmm, today we went bowling and I did rather well once again ... I got a 121 so minus the handicap cuz I think I hit the rail a time or two ... it would be about a 112 or something like that. Not bad ... at least I'm not stuck in the 60s anymore lol. Aight so that's about it for the day ... peace

Monday, July 15, 2002

What's up? Well, today was a pretty damn good day ... Justin was absent, so of course it was a good day! I know, I know, it sounds mean, but it's the damn truth. Today we got two new kids: Cory and DeShane (sp?). These two behave themselves most of the time ... so overall it prolly isn't too bad. But if all 8 kids come in ... I dunno how that'll go. Actually it prolly wouldn't be too bad since Chui would take care of Justin and then I would handle the other 7 who aren't too bad most of the time. Hmm, after the day was done I chilled at Chui's played cards (Sneasel kicks some ass man), and then I walked home. I keep getting headaches nowadays ... no idea why tho ... maybe I should get more sleep and then see what happens. If the dolores de cabeza disappear, then I don't need to see the doc. lol Oh yeah ... today in the morning at sign in we had to get interviewed for some reason ... so I answer the questions like normal ... and then for a short term goal I said, "do well on the SATs, get into a good college, and get a girl." Her reply? "(laughs) I'll think I'll leave that last one out." lol Sometimes I crack myself up ... but I really should mack sometime soon so I can actually get a girl ... bueno idea.

Thursday, July 11, 2002

Oh yeah forgot one thing: I saw Minority Report today ... it was reeeeeally good. I don't want to reveal the plot, but it doesn't end when you think it's going to end. Let's leave it at that
Sup? Well today was a decent day ... we had five kids again: the first four and Edgar. Today we went to the arcade joint and it had maaaaad old games ... things like Simpsons and Battletoads. Even some of the controls were broken lol. Then we went through the rest of the day ... oh yeah, and I've decided I'm going to make a Feralgator deck and dismantle my Haymaker. One more thing before I go: I didn't get picked to work Fridays (prolly cuz I was absent once ... damn), so I'm free tomorrow for most of the day. woohoo ... I need sleep lol

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

Aight, what's up? Hmm, today was a pretty damn good day since Justin wasn't in. That meant clear skies all the way since the others don't cause nearly as much trouble as Justin combined! lol Today we only had 3 kids again: Tyreik, Alberto, and Michael. Tyreik is definitely my favorite ... he gave me a neck rub for no reason today ... lol. I need a gf to trade neckrubs with ... lol. I've determined that sleep is the most beautiful action in the world ... even the most evil pieces of shiat can look humble and innocent in slumber. Hmm, I believe also that my time so far in camp has helped me get over some of my ... I forget the word. Ah well, lemme explain. Before, I was a bit repelled by the thought of holding lil kids grubby hands, getting their weat all over me, them touching me (not in that way), me touching them (not in that way again), etc etc. But now I really don't care about that sorta stuff ... the kids sleep on my shoulder, I hold their hands, their heads, sometimes I carry em around the pool, etc. Groundbreaking stuff it is. Another thing that I've realized that is prolly true ... sometime during the school year Mike Donovan said some stuff about knowing that a girl is going to be hot by the time she is 10. I think that's possible ... as long as she keeps her face clean you prolly can tell which ones can grow up to be cuties since they're lil cuties. Hmm, my bus is cool. I got this other counselor on it, Dumas the driver, Scott a cool lil kid, some other people, and this 10-yr-old (I think) girl, Stephanie. Damn you should see this girl in action ... she's prolly the biggest extrovert I've ever seen. She knows everyone on the bus, she lays down the law when it needs to be laid down, she says hi and socializes with all the people she knows, she talks a lot ... prolly gets it all from her mom. Hmm, what else do I have to write on this lil bloggo? Eh not sure. OH yeah! Today I recovered my form in bowling baby! AIght, 2 wks ago when I bowled w/ Rob and the crew I got something like a 47 and a 62. REEEEEEEALLY sucky shit. Then last week I sucked ass again, getting a 47 or something like that (prolly woulda got a bit higher since we had to stop at the 7th set or so). Then this week we were able to run everything smoothly and get a whole game in ... and guess what score I got? A 136!!!!!!!!!!! Freaking crazy right? No siree, even though the gutter guards were up, I hit em maybe only my first set, so take away about 6 points off for the handicap. Every other time I got some nice middle of the lane action since I learned that it's aim, not power, that counts the most. Woohoo, I learned that from observing Keith. I'm out
Sup ... I finally got the chance to make a post again! Aight, here's a brief runover of the past few days ... we camped over the weekend and we got to see two movies at a local drive-in theater: Mr. Deeds and Lilo & Stitch. Both pretty decent movies ... eh. Then today I went back to work and we only had three kids ... we would've only had two if we didn't get a new kid, another Michael ... he's pretty cool but he's got his spouts of badness. Today we went in the batting cage, which was pretty fun ... I even got a couple of decent swings ... and then after work I went over to Chui's place to chill where I played with my rebuilt Turbo Wiggly deck ... it's still fun to me ... I'm out

Thursday, July 04, 2002

Well what’s up? I was supposed to post last night but then my comp started acting up cuz it was too freaking hot ... it kept freezing cuz of overheating, which took me a while to figure out. Aight so anyways yesterday was a pretty good day. In the morning we played a bit of soccer and then watched a game show type thing that mimicked some stuff from Double Dare (eg. pies to the face, getting green gook all over you etc). I participated in one event but the people I chose sucked so the guys lost that round. Oh btw the new kid’s name does begin with an “E” ... it’s Edgar. In the afternoon we went swimming and then the bus ride home was hilarious! Aight, picture this ... a bus full of 16 5-12 yr olds and one 16 yr old counselor (me) belting full blast the chorus to Nelly’s “Hot in Here,” with all the “uh uhs” included. Lol If you don’t know the words, here’s a lil sample:

It’s getting hot in here (SO HOT!)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I want to take my clothes off!
With a lil bit of (uh uh)
Etc etc
LOL That shit was mad funny ... even the bus driver was laughing his ass off

My July 4 sucks ... today was spent getting a new AC for the living room and then getting all the shit together for the camping trip ... bleh. Aight I’m out

Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Well I got a new kid today ... I forget his name though ... damn. Starts w/ and "E" i think ... ah wellz he's a cool kid. Prolly will be my favorite since he plays around just enough to not get on your nerves and he's not as hyper as all the other kids in my group. Today we went bowling in the morning so that was good ... and now I'm damn tired from this longass day ... I'm out

Monday, July 01, 2002

Oh lol ... Eben and Leo work at Botanical Gardens ... and all they gotta do is water plants and pull weeds out! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sup ... today was my first day of work! Woohoo! I was so pumped up in the morning that I fell asleep on the bus and hit my head on this guy next to me lol. Well anyways, I have a decent group ... here's a rundown:
Tyriek - Cool kiddo, kinda quiet sometimes but he's at least patient w/ the other dude I'll get to soon enough
Michael - Another nice kid, but he's got some strange phobia about sitting on his ass on the grass. He always either has to stand or crouch ... kooky eh?
Alberto - He's cool, but he needs to piss like freaking all the time
Then come the mutha of all problem kiddos ... first lemme tell the story:
Aight so I get to camp, we get another speech from Angel (who looks like the guy who betrays Neo in the Matrix), and then at about 9:30 or 10 we get our kids. We introduce each other blah blah, and the fourth kid who I iddn't mention yet had this zoned out look on his face. We asked his name and he said some shit I couldn't understand. We told him to write it down and his writing was incomprehensible. Then finally we asked him to spell his name and he gave us this name: Jhoikeiko and some weird last name I forget. Well I've seen weird names before so I didn't question him ... a kid's gotta know his own name right?
Then we chilled and then played some relay races. Our team sucked because Jhoikeiko ran like a priss girl first of all, and second of all cuz he didn't follow the freaking rules in the first place. Then we got some water and guess who came to visit us? Jhoikeiko's mom!!! She asked us if we had a Justin in our group and we said no, but then she said there he is ... his real name was in fact !!!!!!!!!!!! It turned out he's a special ed kid and he is sorta dumb so we gotta be patient with him. After that it was time for lunch and then pool time! Woohoo! It took a bit of a while to drive to the place though ... but anyways on the ride there it was so cute! Michael slept on my shoulder and then later he and Alberto slept on each other's shoulders ... aaaah the innocence and beauty of youthful sleep. Aight I'm out